It has been well over six months since I last stood in front of a white board scribbling and drawing and talking about structure, characters and beats. Sadly, I had only three people sign up for the Spring session of my screenwriting class and it wasn’t worth the gas and parking money to drive the 24 miles round trip. Taking Spring quarter off, I put my chips on Fall quarter and eagerly anticipated the hordes of five or six people to sign up. So far I have one signed up...and I think it’s a former student who has already taken my class three times.
When a good friend and co-writer, with a possible spec sale pending, decided to give up writing altogether and e-mails from the Screenwriting Expo appear to become more and more desperate – I wondered if Hollywood had finally killed the spec screenwriter.
As a matter of clarification the Spec Screenwriter is a regular person, your average Joe, your Susie secretary, your neighbor, the barista, that annoying guy in your carpool with a screenplay idea and a dream. That dream, of course, is to make it big in Hollywood. These aren’t contract players. These aren’t veterans who had success at some point and are on the speed dial of a producer who has access to money. These aren’t “names” who wrote a book that is now being turned into a screenplay. These are you and me. Struggling mightily against the Hollywood tide to get a script read, optioned, bought and made. With only our dreams and maybe a connection or two at our disposal.
How did Hollywood kill off the Spec Screenwriter? Simply through a complete lack of, or desire for, originality. In 2011 alone there were more than 30 sequels and remakes that were released to the hungry public. From “Harry Potter” to “Straw Dogs” to “Cars II” to “Transformers” – 2011 saw time and time again the same product in just different packaging fill multitudes of screens. I’m not making a judgment call on the quality of the film, I’m just stating that these were made and there are only a limited number of movie screens out there to show them.
Before you complain that a film like “The Help” got made and had success and it’s not a sequel or a remake – remember that it came from a very popular book. “Thor” wasn’t a sequel, but it had a built-in graphic novel audience. I’m not quibbling over what is a success or what is not a success – I’m quibbling over perceptions. And when the perception is that Hollywood is only interested in BIG BUDGET BLOCKBUSTER TENT-POLE BASED ON A POPULAR NOVEL WITH BIG STARS SEQUEL/PREQUEL/REMAKE WITH BUILT-IN FOUR QUADRANT AUDIENCE AND SOME WAY COOL SPECIAL EFFECTS MADE FOR A 100 BAJILLION DOLLARS it doesn’t give a lot of hope to my co-writer or those coffee shop screenwriters who really think that the story of their grandparent’s adventures in South America in 1937 is something Hollywood will want and/or buy...no matter how brilliantly written it might be.
You see, when I teach my Beginning Screenwriting class (and actually have more than four students...) – I inevitably get one student who has what I call the “lotto mentality” of screenwriting. They’re the one that thinks that all they have to do is write a script and somehow get their hands on Steven Spielberg’s gardener’s-brother’s-neighbor’s phone number and within a year they’ll be at the Academy Awards flirting with Juliette Binoche. It takes me eight weeks to slowly get it into their head that it doesn’t work that way. That it takes hard work and perseverance and more than one script to get through those doors. That passion won’t do it alone. You need to work on STORY, STORY and, you know, STORY.
And then, AND THEN, you add on the Sequel/Prequel/Remake/Tent-Pole perception of Hollywood and you might as well tell them to give up. Sadly, I think it has worked.
But...is this a bad thing? Is killing off the Spec Screenwriter really that bad? Speaking from my standpoint (twenty spec scripts plus directing a low budget feature film) do I really mind that maybe the fringe writers are falling away? Certainly I’m bothered that I don’t have students in my class – but am I really that upset that people might not be attending events like the Script Expo? Is having less competition on the playing field a good thing as I, and some friends of mine, continue to write and push no matter how bleak it may look?
When I coached pee-wee soccer forever ago I talked to a friend who grew up in Nigeria. He said that if a kid soccer player in Nigeria was terrible they told him, straight up: “Don’t play, become a doctor or a teacher or something. You suck.” I told him that’s not how it’s done in America. That we, as a people, have a tendency to always say: “Believe in your dreams! You can accomplish anything you put your mind to! Even if you don’t have sellable ideas, don’t know how to format your script, have terrible character arc and have no clue as to how Hollywood works.”
Not anymore. With sequels/prequels/remakes dominating the Hollywood scene – no longer can Joe Sixpack with a script in his back pocket think that all he has to do is drive to Hollywood and pitch his idea and get handed a big fat check. Though, sadly, the appearance is still there. Just the other night I watched the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno” – a show I never ever watch and it contained a “Pitch to America” segment. The producers of the show interview spec screenwriters who are at a pitching event. Giving the writer an opportunity to “Pitch to America” the very idea they’re pitching to mid-level lackey at some no-name production company. This gives Jay and his worldwide audience an opportunity to then laugh at said pitch (and pitcher) and decide if it was “sold” or “not sold.” Of course the most outlandish idea is usually “sold” but what, exactly, does that mean? For those sitting at home “sold” sounds like someone said: “Mr. Spec Screenwriter Person here’s a check for $10,000, we want to buy your idea.” Chances are “sold” really just means that mid-level lackey said: “yeah, sure, we’ll take a look at your script” and no money actually changes hands.
Is that enough to keep the hordes coming? Screenplay contests that cost $40, $50, $75 per script and promise some sort of possible potential? Paying hundreds of dollars for pitching sessions? All to keep them looking for that “Rich and Famous” contract that Kermit and Friends got in “The Muppet Movie” (another film with a sequel pending). Or...is the writing finally on the wall of the mall multiplex covered with posters advertising “Spider-Man” the remake that the Spec Screenwriter is dead?
Update: I wrote this back in 2011 when sequels and prequels were at their highest peak. At this time, 2012-2013 film seasons are supposed to have over 50 remakes.